#1 - Is it really true that you bought your wedding gown for $5.00! How did you get it so cheap?
#2 - What makes you qualified to give wedding frugality advice?
#3 - Do you answer wedding related questions through email?
#4 - Are you a wedding etiquette expert?
#5 - How much time do spend on all of this wedding stuff?
#6 - How old are you?
#7 - I totally disagree with what you said about (insert subject here)!!!
#8 - You're like the Martha Stewart of weddings. (The alternative to this is - Martha Stewart would be so proud!).
#9 - I need help! My wedding is in a week, and...?
#10 - I need to know where to buy flowers in South Dakota.
#11 - Do you sell banner space on your site?
#12 - Are you available?